Funny laundry sign

You can be sure I didn't leave our laundry unattended after reading this sign in the laundry room at the Extended Stay motel in Las Vegas!!!

"BIG"

$ Reward $
To anyone who saw the female who stole my clothes
out of the washers & dryers on 2-7-03.
PS - To the female that stole my clothes:
The fact that you stole my things makes you a thief
but the fact that you also stole my bras makes you
the tackiest kind of TRASH!